McCain Having Problems with Words

John’s Problems started last week when he thrice stated that Iran was training Al-Qaeda. Never mind that Iran is Shiite and Al-Qaeda in Iraq is mainly Sunni militants. Luckily Joe “Droopy Dog” Lieberman was there to correct him.

Quick, which slow talking whiner loves to kiss up to Bush?

John, then decided that all of these gaffes meant that he needed a teleprompter…which fell behind and he wasn’t able to finish a sentence of what happens when peoples’ wallets get tight.

Today, John decided that speaking on his own and off of a teleprompter were just too risky, so he just went with the easiest solution…use someone else’s speech and you really can’t screw things up. Ironically, the speech was about how “John” doesn’t like war. Considering John has promised more wars and 100 more years of Iraq, I’d say he probably wouldn’t know what to say about not liking wars. I guess using someone else’s speech is not a bad plan John, your senility is showing with your own words.

McCain: “Foiled by InfoGiant once again!”